===== Martin Said to his Man (Who's the Fool Now) =====

Martin said to his man, //"Fie, man, fie!"// 
Martin said to his man, //"Who's the fool, now?"// 
Martin said to his man, "Fill thou the cup and I the can." 
//Thou hast well drunken man, who's the fool now?//

I saw the man in the moon... clouting on St. Peter's shoen...

I saw the goose ring the hog... saw the snail bite the dog...

I saw the hare chase the hound... twenty miles above the ground...

I saw the mouse chase the cat... saw the cheese eat the rat...

I saw a flea heave a tree... twenty miles out to sea...

I saw a maid milk a bull... every stroke a bucket full...

I saw the bag buy a round... saw the squire turn it down...