====== The Man That Waters the Workers' Beer ======

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//I am the man, the very fat man 
That waters the workers' beer. 
I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer. 
And what do I care if it makes them ill, 
If it makes them terribly queer? 
I've a car, a yacht, and an aeroplane; 
I waters the workers' beer.//

Now when I waters the workers' beer, 
I puts in strychnine,
Some mentholated spirits, 
And a drop of kerosene.
But such a brew would be so strong,
As to make a man most queer! 
So I reaches my hand for my watering-can 
And I waters the workers' beer.

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Now a pint of good beer is good for a man 
When he's tired and thirsty and hot, 
And sometimes I have a drop myself 
From a very special pot. 
But a strong and healthy working class 
Is the thing that I most fear! 
So I reaches my hand for my watering can 
And I waters the workers' beer.

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Now ladies fair beyond compare, 
Be you maiden or wife, 
Spare a thought for such a man 
Who leads such a lonely life! 
For the water rates are frightfully high, 
And the meth is terribly dear, 
And there ain't the profit there used to be 
In watering workers' beer.

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