Martin Said to his Man (Who's the Fool Now)

Martin said to his man, “Fie, man, fie!” Martin said to his man, “Who's the fool, now?” Martin said to his man, “Fill thou the cup and I the can.” Thou hast well drunken man, who's the fool now?

I saw the man in the moon… clouting on St. Peter's shoen…

I saw the goose ring the hog… saw the snail bite the dog…

I saw the hare chase the hound… twenty miles above the ground…

I saw the mouse chase the cat… saw the cheese eat the rat…

I saw a flea heave a tree… twenty miles out to sea…

I saw a maid milk a bull… every stroke a bucket full…

I saw the bag buy a round… saw the squire turn it down…