The Phantom Flasher

Tune: “The Keeper”

Now, Dirty Jack with an evil grin, He walks the streets of old Wiggin The police would like a word with him He is the Phantom Flasher

Chorus: Is he here? – I don't know – Could he be? – Possible – I think I see him standing next to you – He is the Phantom Flasher With a hey-down-down – With a ho-down-down – Hey-down – Ho-down – Has he got 'em down? – He is the Phantom Flasher

The first he flashed, she turned bright red The second turned away her head “It's so small!” the third one said He is the Phantom Flasher

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One day he flashed the widow Brown She went and bought a wedding gown She chased him all around the town He is the Phantom Flasher

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Downtown at the Museum of Art He went and showed his proper part Now he's exposed himself to art He is the Phantom Flasher

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He flashed a co-ed in the park With day-glow paint she made her mark Now he fluoresces in the dark He is the Phantom Flasher

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